Amber & Anthony In the Middle of the Action… But the Uber Driver Needs the Code! 😂
[Scene opens – Midday sunshine, front porch, laughter heard from inside the house.]
Amber: (giggling) Anthony, stop! Somebody might see us!
Anthony: (laughing) Girl, ain’t nobody out here. It’s the middle of the day—everybody at work.
Amber: Yeah, but we supposed to be at work too!
Anthony: (grinning) Well, this is my break time… and you the reason I’m running overtime.
Amber: (laughing) You play too much—oh wait, did you hear that?
Anthony: Hear what?
Amber: A knock. Oh my God, someone’s at the door!
Anthony: Man, it’s probably a squirrel or somethin’.
Amber: (panicking) No! That’s a human knock! I told you I ordered smoothies!
Anthony: (grinning) Smoothies? Oh, baby, we makin’ smoothies right now—strawberry passion flavor.
Amber: Anthony! Get up! I’m serious! I can’t open this door like this.
(Doorbell rings again)
Uber Driver (outside): Hello! Uber Eats for Amber?
Amber: Oh no, oh no! What do I do? My clothes—Anthony, where my clothes?!
Anthony: (holding up shirt) Right here! Though I don’t think this one was yours.
Amber: That’s your shirt! Oh my God, give me something!
Anthony: (teasing) You could just tell him it’s laundry day.
Amber: You think this is funny?! I’m about to get a one-star rating!
(Amber cracks the door open, hiding behind it awkwardly)
Amber: Hey! You can leave those right there. Thanks so much!
Uber Driver: Ma’am, I just need the 4-digit code.
Amber: Oh! Um… my phone is… somewhere. I’ll find it. You can just drop them right there, okay?
Uber Driver: Sorry ma’am, can’t do that without the code. Company policy.
Anthony: (from inside, whispering) Tell him the code is “GONE TOO FAR!”
Amber: (whispering angrily) Shut up, Anthony!
Uber Driver: Is everything alright, ma’am?
Amber: (nervous laugh) Oh yes! Perfectly fine. Just… doing yoga. Very advanced yoga.
Anthony: (snickering) Yeah, we definitely stretchin’!
Amber: (hissing) Anthony, please stop before I lose it!
Uber Driver: That your husband?
Amber: (hesitant) Uh… yup. My husband.
Anthony: (grinning, stepping forward shirtless) That’s right, my wife loves smoothies and exercise.
Uber Driver: (wide-eyed) Uh-huh… well, I got seven more deliveries, so I’m gonna just need that code.
Amber: (grabbing bag, embarrassed) Here! Just—thank you! I’ll tip extra!
Uber Driver: (walking off shaking head) Y’all need church more than smoothies.
(Door closes. Anthony bursts into laughter.)
Amber: This ain’t funny! You had me out there half-dressed!
Anthony: (laughing) Girl, you were dressed enough to ruin that man’s shift. He’ll be thinking about that all day!
Amber: Mmmhmm. You goin’ to get me another smoothie. The one I wanted was strawberry.
Anthony: (grinning) You already got your strawberry smoothie, baby.
Amber: (laughing, hitting him with a pillow) Boy, you nasty!
Anthony: (smirking) And you love it.
(They laugh as the scene fades out with playful banter.)