Forget the Bank! Anthony Flashes $20K to Keep Amber OFF That Joint Account ๐ฎ Scroll Down For Full Story ๐
Forget the Bank! Anthony Flashes $20K to Keep Amber OFF That Joint Account ๐ฎ
Amber: (snatching her purse) Anthony, come on! We’re supposed to be at the bank right now. The appointment is set, and you’re not even dressed!
Anthony: (grinning, holding up his ID like it’s a prize) Babe, relax. The bank ain’t going nowhere.
Amber: Don’t play with me. We need that joint account. I’m tired of waiting.
Anthony: (sits back, smug) You know what I realized though? Ever since we got back together, I haven’t given you your wings.
Amber: (rolling her eyes) Wings? Anthony, I want a joint account, not a bucket of chicken.
Anthony: (laughing, pulls out a fat stack of cash) Wings, babe. Freedom. Look… this right here—twenty thousand dollars.
Amber: (eyes widen) Wait… that’s $20K?
Anthony: Straight cash. And you know what? Forget the bank today. I want you to go shopping, spoil yourself, feel free.
Amber: (snatches the money, flipping through it) You’re just handing me twenty racks… like that?
Anthony: If I didn’t mean it, I wouldn’t put it in your hands.
Amber: (teasing) You know I’m about to spend all of this, right?
Anthony: (smirking) I wouldn’t expect anything less. Chanel bags, Louis, whatever you want.
Amber: (laughing, half serious) Okay, but hold up… what about the joint account? That’s the whole reason we’re going to the bank.
Anthony: (shrugs) We’ll get to it later. Right now, I need my wife smiling, shopping, glowing. That’s worth more than a bank line.
Amber: (grinning but suspicious) Anthony, are you trying to stall me? Like, is this your way of ducking the bank?
Anthony: (leans in, whispering) Maybe… or maybe I just know how to keep you happy.
Amber: (laughs, shakes her head) You slick. First it was “let’s get ready,” now it’s “forget the bank.”
Anthony: Banks close. Chanel don’t.
Amber: (laughs loud) Oh, you bold! You really think I’m about to cancel my meetings and just hit the mall?
Anthony: (nods) Exactly. Matter fact, Victoria’s Secret too… I want you to feel like you flying again.
Amber: (playfully gasps) Oh, now you talking my language.
Anthony: So we good? No bank today?
Amber: (smiling, clutching the money) Fine… but don’t think this means I forgot about that joint account. You buying time, Anthony.
Anthony: (laughs, kissing her hand) Buying time? More like buying love.
Amber: (walking off with the money) We’ll see. By the time I’m done shopping, you might be broke before we ever make it to that bank.
Anthony: (calling after her) Then I’ll just pull out another $20K. The bank gon’ wait on me, not the other way around!
Amber: (under her breath, smirking) Mm-hmm… we’ll see about that.
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